men :: sexually frustrated homosapiens..!!

i can see my friends giving scrimy looks after reading the heading, but guys it hurts when u "the object of desire" of some cheap bastards on a train who make no effort to suppress the A.R.Rehman in them..!!gosh staring at u is one thing but it gets real scummy when those dogs burst into a tune.. arraghhh...

Kanyakumari Express ::
after embarking the train my sis n i sat down to enjoy the scenic countryside tht kerala boasts of..
the summer days there are long ,humid and raging.. so it was quiet bright even at 7PM..!! coconut trees, green pastures (looking aesthetic thanks to the perpetual rains..!!),distant hills, ubiquitous streams, houses with steep gabled roofs all flew past us in a whizz.. having occupied the aisle seats we had to crane our necks to take it all in.. n then they came, like monsters in a fairy tale..big eyes eying you in all possible places..! bastards..! n the thing tht was most pissing off was they were standing 2feet for my seat n ogling... damn i should ve got the window seat.. why lord why,why me..no really..!! i'm neither ravishious nor gracious..!! counting the seconds not knowing where to look i sat looking down lest my eyes meet there's..i sat like a monk n meditated.. pls lord let me not loose my cool.. if i loose my cool i will end up flinging a string of abuses(fuckers,bloody-bastards,ass-holes et al) n i knew those guys wouldn't understand anything coming out from my mouth.. yes they were those typical mallu types..!! thus i sat with my eyes closed for wht seemed like 15min.. n then i looked up.. lo and behold they were still there..! needless to say i sat n endured.. they got off the train at the next station.. phew.!!
n then came some disturbing thoughts.. why didn't i belt them?? hmmm.. think i'm not as brave as i think i'm.! sigh!!

Brigade Road:
come weekends n its a real pain getting from Cauvery Emporium to Rex Theature..! getting pinched on the butt to being hit at all the wrong places to being called "babies"(yuck..! babe would ve sounded much better).. u have to endure it all..! before u get the chance to turn around to plant a tight slap(ahem.. i don't think i ve the balls to do tht but anyways) our roadside romeo would ve camouflaged into the crowd..i think the only solution to this problem is to plant something very pointed beneath our clothing that would maim the culprits hands when it comes in contact.. boy tht would ve innovation at its best..!!

untill then all i ve to say " if it scratches like a man, pinches like a man,ogles like a man..it is definitely a sexually frustrated man" -- old pig saying..!oops didnt get anything meaty but wht the heck it conveys the msg right.!! [;P]