homeAlone(){ System.out.println("I'm Loving it :)");}

yes,i do Java programming.. man im such a show-off..!! but the fact is i couldn think of an appropriate heading.!!

having been under my mom's eyes,ears,nose,hands etc etc for close to two plus decades ,a home-alone type situation leaves me acting like an ape who chanced upon fire, it feels like God personally gift-wraped the moon and placed it under my pillow..ok those comparisons were ewehhh but in simple words i was happy with a capital H..!

so when everybody packed up there bags n left for chennai(i stayed back cos of a throwball tourny, Mich i'll make up for it awrite so cut that frown.!!!) i thought about all i could do in the next 48hrs.. btw more on the ThrowBall tourny in my next post.!
my teenage hormones ve tamed down so there was no booze-+- XratedMovie party like in the good ole college days, but i did do the things i had always wanted to do,like::

1)run around the house a la pamela style,with extra inches of clothing off-course..i dnt want our neighbour Susan aunty to think there was a shakila shooting happenin.!
2)play loud music.. be it Adnan Sami or Madona or Yesudas,if it played above volume 3 my mom would start her whinning n trust me hearing the feeble music from the music system is much better than hearing my mom whine..!
3)cook my own food with only one mouth to feed.. no mom around to say "cleaning after cooking is mandatory" , no slim-tall-trim sis saying "look at tht teeny-weeny bit of fat at the corner,no wonder u are so fat" and the "no wonder u are so Fat" is always said scoffingly .! but i like to call myself muscular... my dad always eats the things i make with a ignorance-is-bliss look in his eyes and a prayer on his lips.!!
4) press the remote button from 1 to 75 and then the reverse order.. with the volume high off course.. i like to hear the switch from news to music to kannada to mallu to hindi to an evangelist tryin hard to hypnotise a devotee..! ahhhh.!
5) eat lunch,breakfast,dinner,snack(in the same order.!) on the carpet.. sometimes i feel my mom cares more about the carpet than her daughter's happiness.. and to think of it ,its not even persian.!
6)walk around in my night dress till 2 in the afternoon.. oh boy i dare not do that when she's around.!!
7)chill beer with some A-rated dvd's..my dad doesn't count his beer cans..!:)and the A movie part is just cheap-thrills,ve to indulge my friends thanks to the censorship committee faggots..!
when u ve a conservative mom and a liberal dad u end up boozing at home.!

24 hrs left, time's running out.. the Sliver CD awaits me and damn i need to clean that chicken stew i spilled on the carpet.!
but the silence is killin me .!!