araghhh..!!!

they came in hordes and then they yamped.!and i frankly want to know why they stay ,cos they are always pointing out in loud voices,that could very well be heard in other planets, about how much better north india is.!! listeneing to them talk about north india's super cool chiks,alloo paratha,allo gobbi,allo sabhzi,allo-anything,sophisctiacted life style,malls,weather et al ,u get the feeling that north india is some kinda blessed-by-God paradise and not the crowded,expensive,grimy place that faintly smells of hampster pee..!

here, without embellishment, is a conversation between two techies in the cafeteria...

Mr.North Indian (NI) :: Hi,im a north indian , can i join u for lunch??
Ms.Mallu South Indian (MSI):: Hi,im Ann!!(half expectin the NI to hand over a business card which says he's a NI )..Yes,you can sit.! btw is that ur name,NI??

Mr.NI (laughing uncontrollably):: Oh,Oh that was funny.!
Ms.MSI(bless me lord for im going to sin now) :: Aahhhh.! yeah we ve a brashy sense of humour.! *smirk*

Mr.NI(opening his dabbi) :: Hmm, i love the smell of aloo and roti's.!
Ms.MSI :: Hmmm..

Mr.NI(looking with ruth) :: Is that rice ?? How do u manage to eat rice everyday ?? I mean..
Ms.MSI :: Im a riceaholic u see..!!

Mr.NI :: All i see is people eating idli's,dosas's,rice,sambar,curds and rasam..! Dn't they get bored.!
Ms.MSI :: Ah,i gotta go now.!

(ok , i didnt face a situation like this but i bet it happens every single day to a fellow SI sitting somewhere,in some cafeteria,enjoyin his rice and sambar.!)