ash's legs finally closed for buisness ...

finally all speculations were laid to rest today.. "the wedding of the century"(as told by some dumb dora of CNN-IBN) took place in a suburb somewhere in tinsel town !
now all i wanna ask is ::why the fuck is the media going so crazy..!! no really.. everyday for the past two weeks the newspapers wasted previous columns discussing wht brand undies small B is gonnna wear for the wedding and wht type of chillies are gonna be used in the banquet.. $%#^%$... not to be left behind the news channels(these days u ve a plethora to choose from) ran "exclusives" every bloody single day..but wht really got be tempestuous was when NDTV-hindi went LIVE... no shit they actually went live on the day the they got hitched.. suckers!!

this brings to memory the numerous other occassions our media went berserk on some gibberish.. remember the time the "shilpa shetty shit" got more attention then it deserved..then it was a girlish squabble on the name of racism tht gripped the nation...i can bet my bottoms dollar that the whole show was managed by some affluent goon.!n then came the crashing defeat of the cricketing demi-gods..now i ask why doesn't a hockey player(so much for being the national game.!) get thrashed by the media when they face defeat(which is a frequent thing).. is it because they are dnt sizzle the ramp like our cricketers who also do the job of tellin the nation wht to drink to boost our energy n wht to gel our hair with to get the girls swooning of there feet.. hmmm... for now all i can say is thank god Anna Nicole Smith's body is finally roting 10 feet below the ground..!!
i think we are like this only..!